1. A jealous girlfriend will be like "I called you last night and I heard the voice of a naked woman"🙄Chaiiiiiiii, witchcraft is real.😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂2. U might be ugly buh believe me, if U have a good character and a good heart...U are still ugly my dear🤔😜🤷🏻‍♂️🤣🤣🤣3. Aunty if your husband can't satisfy you, close your legs and sleep🛌🏻! You are in a marriage and not in a porn house.🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️I hate nonsense😜😜😀4. I stopped using free mode the day my crush posted her dog and I commented "wow ur dad iz kinda handsome".😂😂😂😂5. Don't trust a girl who doesn't use her father's name on social media.If she can deny her father. My brother! who are you 😂😂😂😂6. I Sneezed in a Chinese restaurant last night and accidentally ended up ordering a dish 😂7. At times.. I just dress good, look at the mirror then go back to bed and start shedding tears of JOY.. because Money Go Fit me!😏😏8. That moment when your bus accidentally moves and you werent seated yet then you mistakenly bite someone's meat-pie 3times😲😲🙆‍♂️🙆‍♂️😂😂😂9. In a relationship there's always a third party waiting for your break up the devil has named them BESTIE 🤔😋😋😂😂10. Love is when you tell a guy you like his shirt, then booom he wears it everyday 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎11. You see those guys dat don't post anything here but always online .They re busy begging girls 2 come 2 deir house🙆 😂🏃12. It's only in NIGERIA that you will buy blue jeans and after washing it you can use the water to paint two bedroom self contain.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣13. It has been long guys 👌I hope you all are doing well 🖐️Slashxrules cares ❤️💞💖 make una take this one hold body 🤣🤣